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June 1, 2005
some other dave entirely
there are things in this world that i
simply do not understand - for example why do people in airports feel
compelled to scroll through the address list in their cell phones
calling each and every contact listed simply to say so...yeah, i'm
at the airport - is there some law that states that you are not
allowed to simply sit quietly with a book, a muffin, and a juice box?
this makes absolutely no sense to me...
of course it also makes no sense to me that dave matthews continues to
sell his own crappy brand of not rawk to the adult
contemporary crowd but he does and those poor yuppie bastards eat it
right up and attempt to recreate his funky not rawk sound on
the ovation they purchased at the local music megacenter -
but of course they can't because dave is guitar genius - (if by guitar
genius you mean a guy who bothered to learn a few suspended chords in
alternate tunings and appreciates the (tift) merits of a chubby
drummer) - a guitar genius who opened wide the door of our hearts to
allow that damn john mayer to seep in, but a genius nonetheless
although you'll never get me to admit that dave is a genius unless
we're talking about some other dave entirely: letterman, barry, lee
roth, hasselhoff, soul, coulier, koz - this list is not meant to be
all inclusive it's just a brief overview of the many famous daves that
walk this planet with more genius genes than that moderne day
sting clone dave matthews - and you know what? i'd bet one
million damn dollars that dave matthews talks on a cell phone while he
sits around airports - that is when he's not walking around with a
soft salted pretzel asking all the ladies to hike up
their skirts a little more and whatnot as his face shimmers from
the airport beer glaze - crash into me? ....is that kind of talk
really appropriate for an airport dave? seriously.
cigarrettes and carrot juice/ get yourself a new tatoo/ for those
sleeveless days of june
| By young_christopher | 12:15 PM